she looks like she had an unfortunate indecent with a volleyball net. Someone help the poor girl get that off her.

This is simply a call for bigger brakes.

Unpainted trim period

Heated wheel. No gloves needed, problem solved

If I ever do a restomod, it’ll be a later c3. C3 body with a modern drivetrain? yes please.

Brown is by far the worst color on cars.

Seconded. Need pics.

Gave it a try, VW wouldn’t listen to me about the brilliance of this plan. Actually they woudn’t even agree to a meeting as I had no period correct credentials.
Also, the bank wouldn’t let me open a savings account in your name.

If that was true all those open wheel champions who came over to nascar would have fared better.

The orange cars have it worse. We orange car drivers are a rare breed.

Even then, you could fill it with hot water.

Really messed up that he had to pay the police to get his car back after it was stolen. “Hey, we know you’re the victim here, but fork over the cash buddy”

It’s pretty standard procedure honestly. They do the same thing here in toledo parking tons of jeeps waiting to be shipped out. It’s logistically prohibitive not to. Trying to keep track of hundreds to thousands of keys for each vehicle becomes exponentially difficult.

My love of orange and black on a car is almost a fetish at this point. This really tickles my fancy. Mmmmm. I have no idea what the value of a 12 year old elise is but yes please. This would never fail the “look back” test for me.

Shame, it pairs well with “take a shot when Danica get’s lapped” well.

Genuinely asking: What achievements? She won a couple of poles at restrictor plate tracks, which are almost 0% driver skill based. She hasn’t had any achievements. I wish she had, but she was terrible from day one and never improved like I’d thought she would.

I wholeheartedly disagree that vacuuming is the worst chore and hereby nominate laundry in it’s stead.

I wholeheartedly disagree that vacuuming is the worst chore and hereby nominate laundry in it’s stead.

She is not far from the worst drivers out there. Since her debut in NASCAR she has consistently been one of, if not, the lowest finishing fully funded teams in top tier championship caliber equipment. She consistently runs near the back of the pack, ahead of those with damage or mechanical issues, but on par with…

Top fives and top tens don’t sound like Danica. I’d love for her to get top fives and top tens.

Jr’s had his ups and downs, but he’s got a lot more wins than most NASCAR drivers. Certainly more than Danica. I’d say he’s a better legacy driver than Kyle Petty could have ever hoped to dream of. And even HE’S better than Danica.