See, I’m the opposite:  I hated my movie job because I thought I should be an office star. 

All I know is that it made Enola gay.

Semi-related story: My mother has always had a pathological fear of blimps. It actually turned her against the entire concept of therapy when, as a young woman, a psychologist tried to suggest that it had something to do with a generalized fear of penises likely stemming from childhood trauma. She rejected that…

Obviously the former. I think its common knowledge that Dong Fight 3D: Revenge of the Flaccid has the latter honor.

This ain’t your Daddy’s Oppenheimer that opined the destruction unleashed upon the Earth by his research... this Oppenheimer FUCKS.

“Now I am become destroyer of women for other men.”

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

I don’t relish the idea of more Sausage Fest.

Real ones know that The Silver Chair is the best Narnia book.

Seriously. She earned that choice by making smart, incisive well regarded films from pretty humble beginnings and is now getting these opportunities. There’s this bizarre notion in some fandom, particularly indie film fandom, that indie writers/directors/actors are choosing to eschew bigger projects because they have…

We gotta save the record store from being taken over by corporate monstrosities, guys!

popsicles are punksicles that sold out.

Here is $5 dollars. Go buy a Grimace shake and throw it on the ground somewhere else. The adults are talking here.

It’s anti-corporate by giving a corporation a bunch of money? I doubt those kids are all stealing shakes, or have friends hooking them up for free. McDonald’s does not give a flying fuck what you do with those shakes once you’ve paid for them, I promise you.

But, on the fourth hand, I think we can all agree Grimace is the most aptly-named character for what this product is ...

Tik Tok has melted peoples brain. This shit is just stupid 

Nice pull.  Jodie Foster is so much fun in that movie.

I thought you meant the Mel Gibson western. Which... was kinda a legacy sequel since it starred the original Maverick from the TV show? Also... Gibson not withstanding, that film really holds up. It’s a delight.

Killed in 'Nam... by his own troops.