Guess he didn’t bang any little kids.

I got one word

I didn't know the Crowes had patched up their feud with the Crowes.

Tyler has denied the allegations, asserting that their relationship was consensual and he was Misley’s legal guardian at the time, affording him immunity.

Yep. And it’s been done several times since for years now. I was just talking about this with my Intro to Film students. They were telling me about how “If X were a Wes Anderson movie” was a trending snowclone on TikTok and how clever it is, and I just started playing vid after vid from years ago.

Strange saw all possibilities. You have to go with the narrative logic that if Strange had forewarned Quill or anyone else, it would not have worked out and blown the one shot. Or if had used the time stone trick like he did on Dormammu, Thanos would have been able to get out of it using the other stones.

Pretty typical prognostication trope, to me. In general, you either have the Oracle of Delphi, who’ll laugh at any fucker trying to outwit fate. Or else you have the Butterfly Effect, where trying to warn someone ahead of time just makes things worse. Strange even tells Tony this in Endgame, when he says that if he…

The top screen grab could not possibly look sillier. Surely this is from a HS production of the Taming of the Shrew.

“It shouldn’t matter how long it takes for a filmmaker to tell whatever story they want to tell, but it does. It’s great to take in a lengthy screening, when we have the time. That’s not always the case, though.”

I just said “Barb-Opp-alypse” out loud and it sounded like an extra juicy burp.

I never got over the cancelled cartoon version.

“Madden is built for the emotional complexity of this type of role”

Is this dumb faux-feud based around the premise that you can literally only see one of these movies in the opening weekend?

*People named Guy start shifting in their seats uncomfortably*

The blatant issue is with any that include animals as characters.  You can’t make them photorealistic AND imbue them with any degree of personality.  The two are fundamentally incompatible, as we’ve seen over and over.

Excuse me; he’s trying to dinglehopper Flounder.

Given that Iger stated that all these live-action remakes were part of their “brand deposit” strategy, I think we can safely say that no artistic vision was harmed, or even involved, in the making of this film.

These are just literally photorealistic animals and you can do almost nothing with them.

As it turns out, Mattel—helmed by Will Ferrell—wants to stop all toys from leaving Barbie Land.