Good thing ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’ didn’t beat Mario, otherwise, by the AV Club’s logic, we’d soon be drowning in Pope’s exorcist movies, each worse than the last.

Pretty much. I think it could’ve been better without too much effort. But what was gave us was fun. My entire family really enjoyed it.

Twenty shitty things for maybe 4 or 5 good ones is pretty much how everything in life goes.

Wait, where is he from if not Brooklyn?

It’s a natural sequence of events!
Like from Star Wars to Starcrash!
Or from Star Wars to Battle Beyond The Stars!
Or from Star Wars to the Star Wars prequels!
Damned Star Wars, they ruined Star Wars!

“Wow, Star Wars fans sure are a contentious people!”

You just made an enemy for LIFE... Day.

I’ll give you $2.00. Just think, over 33% profit without having to do anything!

Now Semen is a movie that would make loads. Everyone would come for that!

Before Super Mario Bros. Movie, horrible video game adaptations. After

Wtf I love those books. Even more than the main series

Place your bets on:

Nobody in the world actually was excited about some kind of face-off between these two movies.

Same, but in fairness they’re probably afraid they’ll be assaulted.

SUPREME OWNAGE, BITCH

Hey now, you’re a Yorkist

“I’ve Gotta Hunch I’m Gonna Be King”

Sadly the original musical version of Richard III is lost to history. 46 songs, all of them about what a fucking asshole Richard is.

Don’t cry for me, sizzle chest!

When I saw Jersey Boys there was a woman behind me who would not stop singing along to all the songs. It was infuriating. People really don’t know how to act in public anymore.  

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

Same thing happened when I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show last year.