'I spent last night in a ditch.'

My favourite part of that joke is the idea that Ghengis Khan would just stand around observing battles and muttering 'Mmm. Excellent.'

My favourite part of that joke is the idea that Ghengis Khan would just stand around observing battles and muttering 'Mmm. Excellent.'

But who will voice Audrey 2? Would anybody complain if they just used the same audio from the Frank Oz movie for the character? He had such a perfect voice.

"The Gremlins"? 
 
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I was strolling through the gas one day…

"Did you hear that kid say 'radical'? I say radical! That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm gonna explode here!"

Oh shut up Figgis, you were only invited to round out the numbers.

Pah! It goes like this!

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I don't know, I find her more pale and creepy than sexy in any way. She's a less huggable Galadriel?

You know, I'd say more here, but I don't care to: Jennifer Connelly used to be incredibly hot and a great actress and yet these days she sort of underwhelms me in every way. She is even sort of reminding me of Sarah Jessica Parker in that photo, which is basically the equivalent of comparing someone to Hitler when…

I sincerely hope they keep the big twist of the first book a secret in the marketing for the movie. I've only read the first one (the unfortunately named "The Knife of Never Letting Go") in this series but it was actually pretty great. It took me about three quarters of the book before I realised what genre I was…

Fantastic episode. Say what you will about Lisa as a character, but her bond with Homer has always been the sweetest part of the show for me. I love seeing them just hang out. This episode, Bart On The Road and Lisa's Pony are some of my favourites the show has done.

I love the cutaway with Bart charming the Doris Grau-voice diner waitress. "I've misjudged you."

He was a zombie?

Look what happened without my pills!!

Holy shit. This could be good. I kind of wish all terrible B movie concepts should be handed over to the really creative and talented directors, while the Uwe Bolls and Tommy Wiseaus of the world should get the amazing screenplays.

I myself will be saying "Poet by choice, lesbian by birth"

"Winger's critics suggest he merely improvised hot button patriotic dogma in a Ferris Buellerian attempt to delay schoolwork. Winger denies the accusation as 'a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11'. After the war, he described the theory as 'essentially accurate'."