#1: Don't bet on the horse that is going to break down.

In the past 22 days, 129 wild horses have been killed by coyotes, wolves or moving vehicles.

prosecutors tell law enforcement to go run pointless tests, with a general apathy as to whether they actually get performed, because its easier to deny an arrest warrant/prosecution based on "investigation pending" as opposed to "insufficient evidence." Particularly when it is a messy case with numerous landmines for…

The removal of the T800's chip that inhibits "self-actualization" is only found in the directors cut of T2. Kind of a shaky foundation in which to base an essay.

White cop killing black suspect: the more common type:

Where do I put the ricotta cheese? Do you eat your pizza crusts?

It's absurd that in this quasi-judicial hearing the accused is allowed to be in the same room as the alleged victim?

Nah.. we are used to it by now. #allcriedout

What a huge pussy. Crying like some sissy on T.V.

The best closer in mlb.

If a criminal defense attorney can improve his client's position by saying these things (and assuming there's no gag order in place), he has an ethical obligation to be a zealous advocate for his client and trash the victim.

He did pretty fucking well as a pilot and prisoner of war in vietnam. Criticize him for other stuff, but he does know war.

because, according to the stories, he was dead, then came back to life. That is a zombie in my book and zombies are fucking terrifying.

Lighten up, Francis.

who gives a shit about Canada?

wow- such profound insight. You must be really smart.

that sounds like it's coming from someone who's never cashed a winning ticket.

#3- get naked for playboy again.

Someone call Darnell Dockett... The chick on the right needs that new Apple product- the IOpener! The middle one is a big fan.

You can take a dago out of the boot, but you can't... ah, fuck it