Are cucumbers better as pickles?

Want to take bets on whether Dad is more proud of his sons in prison than his "fairy" football playing son???

The Last Stand kicked ass.
You have proven yourself to be incredibly ignorant.

Yeah, I'm completely joking, but you have no ideas how many times I've wanted to blast every "outdoor" cat, stray or otherwise. One took a shit on my front porch. And they kill birds. Those fuckers have it coming.

Unless you work for the DEA, you're a horrible person. Think on this for a moment:

Its absolutely wrong when $50 BILLION dollars are spent to get the place up to snuff. Shithole villages in the Congo get a pass.
Sochi does not.

Duh. The neighbor's cats are in the neighbor's house. The feral cats are outside in my bushes.

p.s. I'm just messing with you.

So you don't like them cause they're moral and will go to heaven while you burn for eternity?

No! You have to leave the corpses living around as a warning to the other dogs to behave.

What's wrong with chik fil a?? Its delicious!!

Exactly. The players getting the raw deal need to be looking at their representation. Vernon should also ask why does the NFL test for marijuana when the NBA and MLB do not.

go fuck yourself. not even remotely funny.

Semen tastes like bleach??
Huh, you learn something new every day.

Yeah... hate to break it to you, but he's trying to kill you. No guy would bother putting up a fight on these issues.

#1- I never heard of it either, but sounds delicious:

Aka: awesome.

"Chinese restaurants ain't scared of nothing*"

Vamsi: "I have no earthly idea how no one noticed the smell, "

If only this was true, I'd be the biggest Obama fan there is (more black people!)