We should send Mike Tyson over there to make things more interesting...

Only attacking the black birds? So racist!

When is an NFL team going to hire some retired NSA cryptologist to decipher audibles and hack into the wireless headsets?

I tend to agree, though the movement of the saints players helmet makes it a close call.

I hate the saints with a deep visceral rage (and root for any Gator), but looked like shoulder to shoulder to me.

hahhah. it's funny cause blacks can't swim.

Heterosexuals?

They can detain you for a "reasonable amount of time" while waiting for a K9. Anything less than 15 minutes will probably be viewed to be reasonable, anything more than 45 minutes will probably be unreasonable to a reviewing court.

Wrong!

Would be a valid point, except he was never interviewed by the police.

And cheered when Michael Irvin broke his neck.

10w-30

You don't know any other way to put it because this is not newsworthy in the slightest.

So, for Sean newell-

Did deadspin pay for this?

I need a few more viewings, but, in first watch, I thought it was awesome- much funnier than the first.

Now you're getting it!!!

No, I come from a long line of immortals.

Hahahahah. Those are hilarious and your comment is so profound. Good thing we agree that those soulless orientals can be mocked with impunity.

If you are half Chinese, is only one of your eyes slanty? Hahaha, that's a joke, just like Darnell's- get it?