“after reportedly finding emails between her husband and the singer”

I love the part about him crying because his wife was going to take the kids away.

My suspicion is that he gets turned on by impregnating women. He had, what, 5 with his wife, and wanted to have one with his mistress? Some guys are into that. And after a few kids, well, you need to find a fresh one, because you’re a misogynist and can’t deal with stretch marks, saggy boobs, or loud kids. As a child,…

I wonder about the trail of abortions Trump has left behind.

You make it sound as if two of Trump’s wives couldn’t have banged the bodyguard.

It was Marla who banged the bodyguard.

As someone who was in a marriage, cheated on and lied to about her affair(s) I was shocked at the way another person can so willingly justify breaking up our marriage and potentially hurting our child (we have made a strong attempt at being amicable and coparenting).

killed in Vietnam by his own troops

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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Absolutely agree. Having your spouse cheat on you - and lie to your face about it - is devastating. I mean, if you actually give a damn about your relationship and are invested in it, that is. I was fortunate in that there were no children involved. That’s another level of investment.

“oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

Yeah I too.....No wait.

PLEASE BE TRUE

I wish every adult in this family all the misery the world can muster. I have uberschadenfreude for any and all of them.

Same. A day far far in the future when someone mentions DTJr. and everyone goes “oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

This is proof positive, to me at least, that there is at least one illegitimate Trump wandering around out there that isn’t named Tiffany.

Martin Freeman is a staunch left-wing progressive. If you seriously think he’s a homophobe, you’ve once again displayed your utter cluelessness.

Julie Andrews declined to participate. She didn’t want to steal Emily’s thunder. Practically perfect in every way.

My brother uses this argument against the new Star Wars movies and the Transformers movies. He says they are ruining his childhood. No. Your childhood already happened, those memories are set in stone they cannot be altered. If you choose to think poorly of something that happened in your childhood because of…

Lies. Pence would never betray Mother’s loyalty like that.