All my vw cars had dashboards with Christmas lights

missed opportunity: the makerz of TruckNutz not selling TruckChestnutz for the holidaze.

Had a girl in a drive-thru the other day tell me she liked the wreath and was “surprised to see that on a man’s car”.... I laughed.

In the S2000, the heater will burn your legs off. I swap the studded tires on, put the top down, strap my snowboard in the passenger seat, and fucking live.

And he...he could just reach back and put the roof up. All it takes is one hand, easiest convertible top in history, yet he still has it down.

There’s two things I hate being rushed doing: eating and pooping. I guess good thing I never considered a career in the military?

If this is a training exercise, he’s probably been designated a casualty

You aren’t enjoying a meal, you’re shoving sustenance down your sustenance hole.

6 Minutes to eat.

“Any coincidence that the CEO of the research firm is Japanese and the list is comprised mostly of Japanese cars?”

Count me in that group. I bought my Honda CR-V in 1999, and it was stolen from me this year: 16 years old, 387000 miles on it. Hopefully it wasn’t chopped up and used for parts... it was still going strong.

Any coincidence that the CEO of the research firm is Japanese and the list is comprised mostly of Japanese cars?

I love cars and my Honda Pilot thank you very much. I can’t afford to be a gearhead but reliability is something to be proud of

(I know, I was trying to make a funny, but based on the replies I seem to have failed MISERABLY)

Jalopnik is not a monolith, but a collection of individuals with different takes at times. Your mileage may vary!

Previously...

I assume by “working” during his car rides he means “Gazing out the window and brainstorming catchy(douchey) names for shitty startups”

10:1 she drives a 90s Nissan Altima with dents in every panel and curb rash on all 4 wheels. Based on my experience with their owners. If instead it was a male who did this, I would bet that he drove a Dodge Ram.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.