I’d pronounce it that way, but I’d rather not sound like an entitled trust fund douchebag. So I’ll stick with Porsh, thank you very much.

That’s kinda funny

I too am an engineer!

I get it lol, I mean its an easy target to make fun of. But I also get it why they simply cannot handle it.

“Don’t forget to put contact information on your pet’s collar!”

Except for that one time we had contact information on one of our cats. He was a tomcat and out in the country cats in general like to wonder off and go on adventures. 12 months after he disappeared we get a phone call. It was the local Animal Control.

Appa…

I’m sure their totally amped. In fact, we’d probably shocked by how juiced they are. Oh watt the f*ck. I can’t do it anymore. Gauss I will get back to work (and then go ohm)....

emotional confusion and weird tension and now I don’t know what’s happening anymore

Rock crawlers be like

-Puts massive light bar over windshield, presumably to aid visibility

You should definitely watch the trailer because I did and the sultry female voiceover led me down a path of emotional confusion and weird tension and now I don’t know what’s happening anymore.

At one point yes. Pretty sure every single human being in the Southeastern portion of the united states has a pickup truck, a shotgun, and a lab in the passenger seat.

Not anymore there not, murica!!

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

Mazda’s mid-90s lineup was excellent and well styled.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

I know. It’s udderly ridiculous.

But it was such a revolutionary design!... oh wait...

Paul Walker’ed!

This is the kind of start I want to have on a Monday morning. But now I just want to go home and hang out with my puppy.