Meet my big sweetheart,

Oh wow there’s nothing I like better than fresh baked bread. Now if only I could smell the aroma like could you post a scratch-and-sniff picture please?

Hell you can use a nitrogen or helium bag to kill yourself. Why not use that?

He pretends he’s saving jobs while at the same time he’s insulting Boeing (a company that provides thousands of well paying jobs in the U.S.) by tweeting the new Air Force One costs too much. The only other company capable of building Air Force One is Airbus—-located in France.

I’ll never forget her bitching about how hard it is to be a celebrity and how she wished she worked at Starbucks. I thought, yeah and I bet you’d LOVE living in a two bedroom apartment with five roommates in some rat-infested place off of Hollywood Blvd as well.

Same here. I’m sending her a Christmas card.

I had a biology teacher that I had much respect for — she said the ONLY way to save these animals is to give to organizations that can buy large swaths of land.

I just fucking give up. We’re in the sixth extinction? Can humans please go extinct too?

I’ve never been able to understand why Jodie Foster gets so defensive about Mel “sugar tits” Gibson. I know they’re friends, but why? Like, she’s smart, right? She’s a strong woman, she’s gay and we know Mel hates gay people. It mystifies me.

I grew up in Milwaukee and got out by age 25. So glad I moved to California and experienced knowing people from just about everywhere on earth.

It’s been proven that the kind of person that would abuse animals will indeed often go on to abuse people. Honestly the thought of this is sickening.

Whew, finally got my tree up.

My favorite way to hypnotize a chicken is the oscillating finger method.

Don’t forget the moobs.

Right on.

I have bipolar illness as well. I know what you mean, but please let’s stop using the term he/she is bipolar. They have bipolar illness. You wouldn’t call someone with cancer, “he’s cancer.” He/she has cancer. I know this seems captious, but with all the stigma placed on mental illness, it’s possible to help others…

I’ve been feeling exactly the same way. Why aren’t most democrats calling for a more in-depth investigation? Because we’re afraid of being called sore losers?

I’m sure he knew it was the anniversary of his mother’s death when he scheduled the show. If you want to keep your fans, show them some respect. Canceling a show just hours before it was to begin is BS, if he’s been having issues for whatever reason, cancel the damn tour. I WAS a fan, but I’m so so sick of the drama.

He is not “bipolar” he has bipolar illness (though I’ve never heard a professional diagnosis, so idk), but please — you wouldn’t say something like “Kanye is cancer.”

Agreed. After Jezebel was mercilessly mocked by male commenters on Gawker, and Gawker shut down, they’ve all migrated here and I find the level of empathy and civil discourse has suffered because of it.