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The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

I disagree. He invested in what was represented as an authentic car. He should be able to keep that profit. If they had not committed (allegedly) fraud, he would have had that money to invest in some other way.  They are liable for the entire loss. 

So did Jerry’s lawyer get his name wrong or did you just transcribe it wrong.

Damn, I wish David Tracy was my neighbor.

Can we just get rid of twitter? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity. 

So it’s basically what all non-VW people in the US have believed all along.

It’s not like the “Jetta” brand is coming over here.

That is either a tiny man hand, or that “key” is waaaay too hilariously, comically big. This is like what people in the 80s would think is futuristic and cool haha. Just what I wanted.. another phone-sized thing to carry that has barely more functionality than a standard key fob.

yeah lawyers tend to quit when they know their client is about to do something illegal

Or people could stay back, like they keep telling everybody.  Patience is a virtue.

All tweets are bad, and everyone who tweets should be held in contempt.

I don’t think you invented anything, that’s exactly why you can buy most trucks as chassis cabs.

This is why you don’t listen to normal people, you listen to experts. 

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

As a motor vehicle, I’m neither impressed nor interested.

Looks fun, but 58hp and 7,000 real dollars don’t add up to me. 

Big TRD GR promises