Sex and tying each other up. William Marston was very specific about that.

In fairness, late-era Megadeth is plenty shitty on its own?

The one and the same.

"Stressing that he’s taking inspiration from Bill Sienkiewicz’s run on the comic series"

So was I the only person who noticed Penn & Teller standing in the crowd in the first pan through the casino?

Looking at that photo, I am struck by the horrible realization that Zac Efron is one bad facelift away from being the next Carrot Top.

Semi-serious answer: at least three people on the main cast (Johnson, Efron, D'Addario) have demonstrated the ability to be able to be entertaining/interesting in other projects. And the whole movie is hung on the peg of Johnson's substantial, er, charisma. It was never going to be good, but it could easily have…

"There is no point to doing that, I don't think any girl prefers it over a regular person 6 pac."

Flag every last comment and then hit block. It's very satisfying.

Anybody in possession of a monkey's paw right now who isn't immediately using it on Donald Trump is guilty of severe paw malpractice.

There are many, many, many things to be annoyed about the Watchmen movie for, but using Manhattan in place of the squid alien was actually a delightfully smart bit of narrative economy.

His taste and vision is emphatically not mine, but he's always reminded me a bit of Tom Cruise in that his dedication to doing the hard part of his job is pretty unimpeachable: he did the same absurd workout routine as his cast did to get into shape for 300, and that was not an easy thing to do.

Yeah no. For his movies, I have all the snark in the world. For losing a child to suicide? Jesus fuck, no. If I knew his address, I'd send flowers.

Yeah, but that was sorta emblematic of the problem with that movie. A whole lot of solid professionals all showed up and did their thing as well as they could, because that's what pros do. But it was a ton of hard effort in the service of not very much, because someone at EON was so excited that they'd gotten the…

Was about to say. I certainly didn't initially think we needed a Thor 3, but the trailer sold me so hard that it counted as human trafficking in several jurisdictions.

As a period actioner starring some slumming A-list actors, From Hell was surprisingly okay.

That movie is kind of a minor miracle. Fuqua and Ayer somehow pulled off a piece of actual brilliance, and they each spent the subsequent 16 years trying harder and harder to capture the lightning again, and falling further and further shy of the mark the more effort they put in.

First among equals for sure, but man, that movie wasted everyone in a fucking amazing cast. Who would have imagined that a Bond movie starring her, Craig, Léa Seydoux, Christoph Waltz, Naomie Harris, Ralph Fiennes, Rory Kinnear and Dave Bautista would be an overstuffed, underwritten mess?

Oh man, Brotherhood of the Wolf. To this day, I like finding out that friends haven't seen that movie, because it's a great excuse to pull out the DVD and luxuriate in the pure and total insanity of that thing. It's a pity that Mark Dacosos' career was basically sidetracked and then killed by his stint on "Iron…

How about a tribute from a band that's not awful?