You came to the States, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!

Sigh. Reading through these comments years later, and I have good news for your ambassador, but…

They really needed to bring in Susie Bright for that scene.

It wasn't horrible, but they really needed to take a cue from Bound and hire someone who had actually had lesbian sex once or twice in her life to step in as a stunt director.

You all had multiple opportunities to elect Kinky Friedman, is all I'm sayin…

It's hard to imagine any adaptation of Diamond Age that wouldn't be a 100% unwatchable CGI blur from beginning to end.

Hey, remember when Prince decided to do a solo piano tour and that was totally because he felt like stretching himself out artistically and not due to him being basically at death's door from a combination of opiate addiction and having pounded every joint in his body from the waist down into dust?

Yup, that's Cable alright:

Luckily, they don't test actors for performance-enhancing drugs. Or performance-decreasing drugs. Or really any drugs at all.

I'm torn between the obvious sentiment — the moment for this movie to be made passed well over 20 years ago and they should just stop and leave the book be — and my unflagging belief that Joseph Gordon Levitt was born to play Case and goddamnit someone needs to make that happen.

About where I'm at. Couldn't it have been Oscar Isaac? Or Joseph Gordon Levitt?

The silent shootout in the Oculus was amazing, but goddamn the voiceover announcements in the subway fight (calling a clearly marked PATH train the "Z" train) took me out of it.

Last night, HBO dropped a new trailer for The Deuce

I don't wish to impugn the talents of medical professionals who I've never met, but how the hell do you die of choking on soft food in the middle of a fucking hospital?!

Counter-hot-take: Welcome to the Machine is, yes, the worst song on Wish You Were Here, thus making it a better song than 99.999% of all bands have ever produced in their entire careers.

This is a disturbingly compelling hypothesis.

*scrolls down to #1 immediately*

It's also an excellent thing to have on hand to show to youngsters who are understandably confused about why Jeff Goldblum used to be considered a sex symbol.

You didn't want to swim like a dolphin, Lemmy?

Seriously. I 100% non-ironically love that movie.