They eat old people’s medicine for fuel, you know.

Samesies. I went to high school with a dude who married a lady who looks just like his older sister. We’re talking, it is difficult to tell the women apart in photos. I thought it was just an odd observation on my part until a friend from home remarked about it.

She looks great. That Zara fringe line looks like cat shit.

I remember reading about that! I think it was on I-10 or I-20, now that you mention it. Poor kid.

Yes. It runs even further north, maybe, but I believe most of the murdered women/girls have been found down there. Ugh.

Yup. Isn’t I-20 basically just a killing field? So many women have been found murdered along that route.

I think he's a gift.

I'm with you. Team Gervais FTW!

Ooh, good recall.

Good Lord, are you ME?!

My phone number is very similar to the main number for a resort community (the resort uses a different area code, but the rest of the phone number is the same). I get several accidental calls per month as a result of this. Maybe it’s because I’m Southern, maybe it’s because I’m a “helper” sort of person, idk. I am not…

Oh, dear. Did that...happen? If so, why? Was it upon first meeting? I have more questions, but I'll hold them.

You had me at “rescue pets”.

Darn it.

So right.

Thank you for this piece of wisdom. You’re a bright spot in my day. I didn’t know LJ had any specials (hadn’t occurred to me to check because I’m lazy).

He's adorable!

I know, right? I thought the same thing.