I'm holding out for Vin Diesel.

April Mae all they HEAR ABOUT is the Jim Crow era. Which, they're told, was instituted by Republicans. Today's tweens and teenagers are pretty convinced that is isn't safe for them to walk down the street unless they're white Christian Caucasian men. Otherwise, they're liable to get gunned down in the street by same.…

Gee, I wish there was more in the news about how awful white folks are and how racist the USA is.