Yeah, I assumed that destroying Emmit's marriage was the goal, but then they started talking about the blackmail like it would work, and I just shook my head. Those poor, dumb idiots.

I just call him Old Christine's Brother.

I like how one (probably apocryphal) anecdote about some kid's fucking balloon has convinced him that no two events anywhere could ever have any kind of causal relationship.

After we see the Jennings die/get arrested/go back to Russia, the last shot should be Stan on the phone. "Huh. Philip's not answering. We were supposed to go bowling tonight."

Yes, she said they liquored her up and made her shoot prisoners.

Not every cable provider had MTV then. That was the point of the "I want my MTV!" campaign. We didn't get it in my area until like '88.

In Stan's defense, Matthew sucks. Hell, Philip sure sees it.

Or just finding out the U.S. government wasn't engineering a famine after all.

[deadpan] "It's a childhood dream come true."

Mail Robot's got to have a pretty sizable fan base to justify having his own official merch.
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Chigurh definitely killed her. He promised he would.

"I was woefully miscast the first time, and now I'm 25 years older than the character. I should obviously get another shot. But no uncomfortable costumes, that's a dealbreaker."
*waits optimistically by phone*

Wait, there were people not thinking that?

Alpha Flight will tell the story of Canada's own super-team. And keep an eye out, because an old friend just might be stopping by! *wink*

It's an absolute mess but I found it fun.

I still don't get why Apocalypse needed the other 3 horsemen and Xavier, when it seemed like Magneto could just kill everyone himself.

I still think Candyman's real in the real world.

Yeah, it would have had an ambiguous ending if it ended about 5 seconds earlier, but as filmed, the answer is he's magic.

But surely you'll concede that Mr. Pink got away with the diamonds.

If The Dark Knight Rises has an ambiguous ending because "what if it was a dream?" then literally every movie ever made has an ambiguous ending.