Bart writes on chalkboard:
I am not a 32 year old woman

Niggling Technicality

There's a theory that it's been a coma dream since the first clip show, when Bart shook up Homer's beer with the paint shaker. That episode aired 6 months after Homer the Heretic, where God implied that Homer had 6 months to live.

So Homer is finally older than Flanders.

Yeah, I was Lisa's age when the series proper started, and I'm Homer's age (36 if you go by "Homer the Vigilante") now. The show's been on a while.

Around here I think just admitting you've never seen it counts as trolling.

THE WIRE WAS OVERRATED!

Shut up!

"it was a bad year for boys named Jonael, apparently"
Isn't every year?

That "ghost" in Three Man and a Baby was just one of these.

They're so Charlie doesn't die.

When I was a kid, we had a board game I liked called Hey Pa! There's a Goat On the Roof!
This is like that, but with a dog.

"Huckleberry, how would you describe that joke?"

'This is Huckleberry. He can climb anything." *Huckleberry's dog collar explodes*

Everybody is so focused on the "priming the pump" thing that his nonsensical assertion that America is the highest-taxed nation in the world just goes by unchallenged. I'd call that genius if I weren't so certain he's an idiot.

"I like having sex with chicks. Yeah?"
"Yeah. I think everybody does, Frito."
"Not like I do."

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without the spaces

I think it'd fuck Tuan up bad. That kid's not as hard as he lets on. And then there'd be pressure to "take measures" to prevent Tuan from doing something stupid and… There's only so much of this shit Philip can take.

They usually just tweet out cute pictures of Sir Oinks-A-Lot with funny captions.

Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.