I remember the actual movie less than I remember reading what a dick Brando was on set. DeNiro had to direct Brando's scenes because Brando refused to cooperate at all with Frank Oz, whom he would only address as "Miss Piggy."

Tricks are what a whore does for money, Michael. They're alternative facts.

It's definitely got that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

I'm assuming that's some sort of kennel or shelter and not just some guy's house.
But if I was crazy rich, I would totally get a giant yard and 50 dogs. Way better purchase than a Lamborghini or some other asshole status symbol.

Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.

Shaq, this is how you're supposed to do it:
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All film criticism should use Zodiac Motherfucker's OPTIONAL/NOT OPTIONAL system.

"Are we out of Big Penis again already?"

I like the way you think! Here's 200 million dollars and a pile of cocaine.

"Faster, Rush Hour! Rush Hour's gaining on us!"

Fake math! Sad!

I did think it was weird that Rotten Tomatoes got a "story by" credit.

IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE!

Celebrity boxing match against George Zimmerman.

The ocean's awesome and for winners. You're for tools!

"Not accomplishing a fuck" is my standard Saturday night.

If Rabin hadn't included the excerpts, there's no way I would've believed he wasn't wildly overstating the horribleness of this. Mother of God, that's some mind-bogglingly unsatirizable insanity.

When Michael asked for pills, Murray's answer was, "Don't stop 'til you get enough."

I like how the stand-up bits Pete, Aparna Nancherla, and Dov Davidoff's characters do on the show incorporate stuff from their real-life acts, but delivered with considerably less polish and confidence. It really sells the notion that these are struggling wannabe comics who have potential, but aren't quite there yet.
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He'd been on the Tonight Show, which was a pretty big deal for a comedian back then.