I don’t think it’s remotely appropriate to argue with fans like that. Twitter DM’s are meant solely for unsolicited dick pics.

haven’t clicked the video yet. On a scale from 0 to Shaun Livingston, how would this rank?

I eat 14 eggs a day. The whole point was it’s a freak accident. And my name is not Jesus 

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Has anyone ever admitted to having a racist bone in their bodies? Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone? Is it possible to not have any racist bones, but maybe a prejudiced tendon? An ignorant muscle?

It’s really cool and normal how this country loves guns, guns are great, we need guns everywhere, more guns in schools, teachers gotta have guns, but also if you put someone’s name on a gun, or you take a picture of yourself with a gun, or pull out a gun, you’re committing crimes and threatening people’s lives. That…

All NFL employees have been instructed by their attorneys to answer this question “no.”

He punched a man in the face as he rushed Portis and got in his face. That is basically the opposite of a sucker punch

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

I’m about as far from a Thunder fan as possible, Kevin.

Is he one of those guys who begins or ends sentences with “To be honest with you” way too much? Oh, so you are dishonest most of the time. Well, I honestly appreciate you being honest in this one situation, to be honest. Since you are admitting that you are normally not honest. Or better yet, that everything you just…

Don’t mention the fact that Asians weren’t historically subjected to slavery, Jim Crow, and anti-black violence.

She was in ready player one? I don’t remember her, but I was watching it on a plane where god intended that schlock to be seen. Congrats to her though! 

Are you afraid of chaos? If so I suggest you find another tree house bad monkey. I love it.

If the other teams touchdown celebrations bother you, keep them out of the endzone.

Heaven forbid the opposing team do anything on the hallowed field in Dallas after a successful play. Pretentious asshats.

They’ve been doing that shit for years.

Your burner game is slipping, Kevin.

Stop giving me the finger. I am not your boss, just some guy who has to catch the same bus on Thursday. 

I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.