Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

He’s basically right on everything here but I’ll go to bat for Christmas and Vegas Vacation, both of which came out after ‘83.

Why would this article need a photo of Dennis Schroeder?

This just shows how far Deadspin has fallen. In the halcyon days of the site, you wouldn’t see a headline like this without a dick pic in the article.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

I know them ALL. Which is not healthy. :(

I swear half the names pop up like I’m *supposed* to know them and it’s low-key shade like, “Oh, you don’t know So-and-S0?!” but their career consists of Instagram, dating another C-lister and a couple IMDB credits on the CW or FreeForm.

I don’t mean this in a negative way, but are you <30 y.o.?

“the acknowledged racist is the character with the most depth and character development.”

Here he is taking no crap from Novak

As someone who worked in a call center there's a difference between being mad and profanity and personal attacks. She totally deserved that 3rd code violation.  1st one is debateable.

You're an idiot. 

I wouldn’t say LeBron is a phony so much as everything he says is so pre-planned and stage managed that there is little value to it.

I’m just trying to figure out what the hell the point of any of this was. Of COURSE the show isn’t completely unedited/unfiltered/etc. This seems purely contrarian for contrarianism’s sake.

Somewhat intrigued, I googled this so-called ‘pron’ Mr. Haisley refers to in his piece.  I don’t recommend anyone do the same!

But did he give his son an uncomfortably long kiss on the mouth on camera? Because I’ve heard that’s how you advance your brand if you a sports star.

I disagree with this article’s implicit premise that if Lebron is not offending viewers, he is not being fully truthful. Perhaps Lebron, like most people, doesn’t have that many hard-line positions on controversial topics.

No.

Grimes is becoming the Morrissey of 2018. The more I learn about her, the less inclined I am to listen to her music.