You want to solve the problem? Stop paying points beyond say, 25th place.

Hey I’m starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count’s three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right?

I blame you. Yes. I blame all of you who called for “shorter races” with “closer races” and not “one driver or team just winning everything all the time” (boo hoo Toyota wins awww).

And if it is broke, don’t break that shit even further into an unrecognizable monstrosity that is a pale shadow of its former self.

Can we just go back to Winston being the series sponsor already and pretend like the last 20-ish years never happened?

It’s not the length of the races that is killing NASCAR, it’s the refusal to bring the cars into this century. People have lost interest in both attending and viewing these “events” where the only differences in the cars are the vinyl head and tail light stickers.

Using Trump’s logic, it would either be transportation secretary or ambassador to France.

HELLDESTROYER!!!!

NOW HAVE A 19L DUAL SUPERCHARGED V16 DODGE HELLDESTROYER

They’re continuing to play the wrong game over there.

Could you imagine the insurance call? “Yes sir, so you hit a Citroën C3? We can clear all this up, your insurance will easily cover the cost up to the value of there car. No big deal.”

I would never move to Canada.

Don’t fall for his Eddie Haskell routine.

Tony Stewart retires, Greg Biffle loses his ride, now Edwards retires. Teams drop entries, but no new teams are coming into the series. Monster Energy becomes title sponsor for less money than Sprint. Teams are having issues selling full-season sponsorships on their cars. Tracks remove seats because they aren’t…

My tribute to the greatest of the dead-brands, Pontiac

That slide at 9:38. Yes.

Typical slipshod police work failing to report all the facts.