I'm not exactly great at games, and this was one of the easiest to pick up I've ever encountered. The only problems I had were when I forgot to aim my jumps. There's not a lot to it, but for the price it's mesmerising and beautiful. It's the sort of game I bought my PS3 for.

I reserve the right to slap a cat round the head when it sits on my lap and farts. Little bastards.

Personally I got bored GTAIV very quickly and thought it was a shallow, repetitive waste of money. But if you're enjoying it then I wouldn't give up on it, because you won't be able to put MGS4 down.

Another big problem is that MMOs run 24/7 and TV shows don't, especially sci-fi which requires a lot of forward planning in the allocation of money and resources.

If it was made in Game Maker then the audio files would account for quite a large portion of the file size. GM isn't great when it comes to audio compression.

Rocketmen is one of the most horrible games I've played. I soldiered on with a friend because, well, we were a bit drunk and I didn't want to play Sega Superstar Tennis. I was almost in tears after the penultimate level; an hour of mind-numbing shooting followed by the longest and most boring boss battle ever devised.…