I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this. I play with/scare my cat all the time and he’s totally normal. I think people coddle their cats a little too much sometimes. Btw, tried the cucumber thing and my just looked at it and then gave me an insolent stare... like normal.

Agreed. I think people are making too big a deal out of this. Things startle cats all the time. If they were all really harmed by this, there would be a world full of very pathetic terrified cats; there aren’t.

Spoken as someone who loves cats, this is ridiculous. Cats ambush each other all the time out of playfulness, and their standard ‘holy shit’-response is to leap into the air. Hell, when my oldest cat was young he was lonely, so I sometimes hid behind corners just to play with him. Today he is the safest, most…

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

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2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
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A realistic portrayal of an older American using a computer for the first time:

Well, I don’t have the time, space or inclination to give you a lesson on economics and history. Even if I did, your tone leads me to doubt you would believe any real evidence anyways. Just keep whining. That ought to make the world a better place.

Luckily, a means to defeat the lie detecting algorhytm (<- I'm leaving that, it's the first time I beat spell check this month) has already been developed.

I do that... Then I get high beams flashed at me. So I assume they are talking in binary so I flash back with my brakes lights to acknowledge that I heard them.

There really needs to be more “driving too slowly” tickets.

As for why they did the experiment in the first place, “We thought ‘Fuck it. We’re high’.” Weihmann said in a press release. “Why the hell not?”

If the pizza place doesn’t like this, they could just change the WiFi password every day. My local coffee shop does this, and it seems to work fine for them to keep the neighbors off their network unless they want to make a purchase.

They stole free wifi? Sounds like they patronized the business and used the wifi offered to customers.

Don’t forget other exciting gadget stories: A Young Ben Carson Forgot to Rewind a VHS tape Before Returning It.

I’m guessing a significant portion of Gizmodo’s oldest and most loyal readers share AdamGillrie’s sentiments.

If this article is what you think passes as a political gaffe, I think you need to seriously reconsider the basis of all your beliefs.

Hi, I have a political ax to grind but write for a tech site... oh i almost forgot, iPhone!

Omg those scoundrels. Definitely lends credibility to the rumors other staffers have been taking sweet and low packets from Dunkin Donuts and using them in Starbucks coffee. Hunger strike activated.