And yet he hasn’t corrected the post! Tell me Bobby has not fallen victim to alternative facts. . .although it must be hard keeping all those celebrity babies straight. He could use a flowchart.

I’m thoroughly ashamed for knowing this, Bobby, but I believe Liam is not the first to have a baby, it’s that other one, Louis.

I find myself thinking that also whenever I (accidentally, because I intentionally avoid it) see those oh-so-crafted instagrams Trump’s kids—especially Ivanka—foist upon the world as a a sickly sweet distraction from their evil doings. I even see the blond one’s wife’s pregnancy bump and wince.

Lol, it sounds like you’re living your best life! Don’t forget to keep a detailed journal in case you ever write your memoirs :)

If this doesn’t exist, it certainly should. And then from offscreen “WHEREVER YOU ARE!”. . .

I feel a weird mixture of pity, contempt and pure rage toward this female designer if she truly doesn’t get what’s exploitive versus “beautiful” about this image. She’s either being super naive or disingenuous, both of which are convenient for Valeton. “Hey, she’s female, she has boobs, she’s just celebrating them,…

Do you self -identify as a “rando” though? I mean, would it offend you if you were with a celebrity and you heard her say to someone “oh, they’re just a random I picked up for the night”? Or are you defining “rando” as just an ordinary, regular (non-famous) person?

He also probably thinks he’s a “nice guy”.

I doubt she gives a fuck what you or “99% of dudes think”—frankly, you’re not making much sense. “Cum on her face?” “Scandal”? You do sound extremely sexist, but you also sound like you think you’re discussing/slut shaming your dude bro’s ex-girlfriend from the dorm across the quad. Jennifer Lawrence is fiercely…

I can’t even with Jezebel getting all snarky about a celebrity’s low key relationship with some “random” that they haven’t even made public yet. If she dates someone famous, then she’s doing it for the publicity and if she dates a “random”(can you tell how condescending and insulting I think that term is?) she’s…

Not trolling either, but have you ever owned a dog? I almost guarantee you would feel differently. It isn’t logical, it emotional. Even to the most curmudgeonly, dogs are heartbreakingly pure and loving. I’m sure sheep and cows are too but I haven’t had a chance to share an apartment with one (yet).

With a sticker on my window that says “I could literally shit out a better president 💩”.

If you confuse basic courtesy with boot licking, it must be difficult for you to interact with people on a day to day basis.

Your reply made me laugh aloud—it’s the more restrained version of the deadpan Southern “Bless her heart. . .” :)

Because we’re allowed to focus on more than one inappropriate/outrageous thing at a time? Because a public servant flipping off a reporter who’s just doing her job is another alarming sign of disrespect for his constituents, the free press and democracy as a whole? Because this behavior is only the latest in Issa’s…

I agree but that’s the phrase the Serbians used in the early ‘90s as an aphorism for murdering Bosnian-Muslims and it worked quite well in times of their own propaganda—it was disgusting but it made genocide (at least to Serbian nationalists) sound like a tidying up/sweeping out the vermin. So disgusting but so…

I agree but that’s the phrase the Serbians used in the early ‘90s as an aphorism for murdering Bosnian-Muslims and it worked quite well in times of their own propaganda—it was disgusting but it made genocide (at least to Serbian nationalists) sound like a tidying up/sweeping out the vermin. So disgusting but so…

I agree but that’s the phrase the Serbians used in the early ‘90s as an aphorism for murdering Bosnian-Muslims and it worked quite well in times of their own propaganda—it was disgusting but it made genocide (at least to Serbian nationalists) sound like a tidying up/sweeping out the vermin. So disgusting but so…

I agree but that’s the phrase the Serbians used in the early ‘90s as an aphorism for murdering Bosnian-Muslims and it worked quite well in times of their own propaganda—it was disgusting but it made genocide (at least to Serbian nationalists) sound like a tidying up/sweeping out the vermin. So disgusting but so…

I agree but that’s the phrase the Serbians used in the early ‘90s as an aphorism for murdering Bosnian-Muslims and it worked quite well in times of their own propaganda—it was disgusting but it made genocide (at least to Serbian nationalists) sound like a tidying up/sweeping out the vermin. So disgusting but so…