I’ll give you that it’s stupid and inane. . . however, it’s almost definitively also highly amusing. It’s like a low rent Lord of the Flies with a cast of wealthy idiots.

That story must be shared. Please and thank you. We will all collectively check back in about an hour.

Maybe utilize them in a protest sign with a clever shoe pun about the Trumps stepping on the constitution? Personally I wouldn’t be able to sleep with those things in my apartment—no amount of cute makes up for Ivanka’s seriously bad juju.

John Meyer has outdone himself in creepiness. She’s half his age and he’s so gross. . . what an oversized ego to think that he has to “exercise restraint” lest every recent high school graduate he finds desirable is magnetically pulled to his penis. I’ve never understood his allure; this is only going to become more…

All of you are so much more knowledgeable—and eloquent—than I am this Sunday, because my first reaction was inarticulate rage and “what a DICK”! I typically don’t name call based on slang anatomical terms circa junior high, but jesus. . . what a dick.

I love that we’re actually fine with flight attendants mocking us, and we’re really just pleading for them to do it more discreetly. ;)

Of course children have kicked my seat, but never anything that couldn’t be worked out, especially with humor. Young kids who are traveling in general are exhausted and super excited at the experience of riding on an airplane. It’s as close as you get to magic at that age, since you don’t yet grasp why this thing…

I know you’re trying to make a joke but, truly, in flying hundreds of hours across the globe, I’ve never witnessed babies and children behaving anywhere near as badly as most adults. And even babies or make a fuss (when forced to travel in a small eardrum-splitting tube with no sense of agency or control over their…

The passenger was apparently told by another flight attendant that she could take the stroller on board to check if it would fit. If this is true, she did nothing wrong.

Absolutely. Challenging a passenger to “hit me”? My read was that the (obviously disgusted) passenger saying he’d lay flat the flight attendant if he tried to treat him that way was trying to convey how pathetic it was for the flight attendant to hassle an obviously distraught mom trying to juggle two toddlers.

Umm, I only count two items (not three) on Tom Bergawhoever’s 25 things about his temper and it’s making me annoyed. #fakenews

Speaking of which, perhaps it’s because I’m becoming painfully used to the truly bonkers shit spewing from the thin, speckled lips of Trump and his toadies every fucking day, because I read through what Evans said and it seemed normal, sweet, and even eloquent. Too bad it didn’t work out for them; they seem to…

Agreed. Just reading the synopsis makes my skin crawl.

At least it was much easier to call the police quicker when they were so damn loud.

This makes literally no sense to me. Maybe you should save your side eye for the robotic, usually underwhelming, performances at those usually desperately dull award shows. I have never read of anyone who has heard Adele live that has not praised both her voice and her rapport/intimacy with her fans. Anxiety on…

Jared Kushner’s face just looks so fucking sinister to me. Like he’s a husband on a Dateline or 48 Hours who will (after the commercial break) push his wife off the ski mountain and then calmly eat a sandwich before calling 911 “in distress”. Of course, since that wife would be Ivanka, I have mixed feelings about…

Willow! (Secret Shame/Fuck That It’s Delightful)

Yep, he’s a vulture. I feel like there have been numerous journalistic exposes on his cult-like shell game but I refuse to go down that particular rabbit hole on this beautiful Sunday morning! He always gives me the creeps, though.

Seriously, I’m not proud of my interest either. It shall remain our secret :)

I was waiting for someone to bring up Hitler. It’s become a cliche but remains horribly apt.