I would like to know his approximate age, any major films he's directed, and who he's married to.

She did start along that track, but it definitely veered into uncomfortable territory a few times. Not the worst thing that's ever happened, but a bit offputting for sure.

I do "ONE TOM HUNDRED TOM HUNDRED TOM" pretty regularly.

It's "flipping through your vagina," actually.

It was not Doug, no. Do other people perceive Doug as awkwardly hitting on the female guests? I've never really heard him do that.

I loved Lapkus not being able to hold it together off-mic for like the first 20 minutes before she even came in, and then she turned the tables on Adomian and ruined him with that line.

I couldn't tell the voices apart because I don't really know any of the comics, but it's around 52 minutes.

Boy, not a great week for female Doug Loves Movies guests. Alison Rosen: uncomfortably hit on; Nikki Glaser: barrage of rape jokes.

I audibly squealed and clapped like a six-year-old girl when I saw the With Special Guest host in my queue last week. And then I did it again for CBB this morning.

Turn-of-the-century papers (by which I mean 1800s-to-1900s-era, not 1900s-to-2000s) were pretty much the Fox News of their time. If anything, the Edward R. Murrow-type journalists were an aberration.

Neither one got indicted.

Ideally, a journalist who regularly covers economic issues would. At least enough to be able to speak intelligently to academics about them and interpret research. Expecting them to be able to do research themselves or really understanding the cutting-edge math is a bridge too far, but your question is kind of the…

Are…are we ascribing sincere political positions to The Onion now, and then also crediting them to an affiliated-but-editorially-separate publication? Man, y'all gotta give me more warning for changes like that.

Ofagma works if the G is silent, but then the whole thing kind of loses its impact, so I guess I have no point.

And, in addition to having to deal with people who want to murder you before you even say hello, you ALSO have to try to convince them to buy more products from Comcast throughout the call!

You may enjoy Drew Magary's account of hanging out with Chris Pratt (http://www.gq.com/moty/2014…. SPOILER ALERT: he is exactly as awesome or perhaps more awesome than you would expect.

One of my general theories on life is that every straight person should have at least one gay celebrity crush, just so they know where the line is. Jon Hamm is definitely mine.

Yeah, there's not a chance in hell that's true. Tina Fey is extremely clear in Bossypants that they were all about Alec Baldwin from jump street. She started out writing with Baldwin in mind as a Fox News-type conservative pundit before it evolved into the 30 Rock we know.

I could probably be convinced to switch the two of them pretty easily, but I don't know if I'd hold up "Walk Through the Fire" as a great example. It's not as autotuned as "Give Me Something to Sing About," but it's still pretty damn obvious.

I like this idea. And the feature could be written by Ken Tremendous.