Objective terms such as “perfect in every way” show nothing but ignorance. It’s not funny or clever, just ignorant.

Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.

This is what happens when an internet troll thinks he can get away with it in the real world.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

I wonder how many men are going to start moisturizing their dicks after reading this comment.

If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…