The Aston Martin Lagonda continues to be the most awesome thing in the history of everything.

I want to make her a cup of tea and listen to her tell me about her day.

I haven’t seen this many Muskovites questionably accused of sabotage by a monomaniacal autocrat since August 1936.

Pour some salsa (or other dip) in a bowl, dump your chip detritus on top, and eat that shit with a spoon.

Does this qualify as “a jaunty read for the casual fan?”

Ha ha.

Strawman, Strawman, Strawman

Thank gob and sunny jeebus that I went to a private college which will never be subject to the influence of those who work to destroy education.

Is this a joke?

I haven’t seen this many Muskovites fanatically applaud a dictatorial sociopath who holds their entire economic fate in his hands since the announcement of the first Five Year Plan.

Loaded tots, on the other hand, are better than nachos.

New Jersey is still called the Garden State.

I dunno man.

Lucas had basically nothing to do with the creative process of The Empire Strikes Back.

Shut up you fraud.

The sunscreen only lets in the alpha particles.

This 80s revival ain’t just in the pop culture.

We need Skoda and SEAT over here.

The S2 is the greatest car ever built.

A jumbuck is a male sheep.