Back in the 90s there was a tradition that the bride-to-be had to be photographed kissing a bald guy while out for her bachelorette party.

No doubt, but TURO is not the best name.

Weekend At Bernie’s 3: Death Of The Republic

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-start-with-musk

The Muskovites are unamused.

Not only is the widespread use of traditional plastics horribly destructive in this way, they are high-energy, high-waste product materials produced through a process derived entirely from petroleum.

I think you were close with the corn dogs.

This is the micro version of ESPN and Scripps not paying most of those poor spelling bee kids anything at all and paying even the winner WAY less than a single year’s tuition at any school those kids are aspiring to attend.

Why are people with Fuck You money so horribly cheap?

Nice Price Or Crack Pipe 2: LT-Swapped Boogaloo

There are many different ways to cry for help.

Seriously there are not enough stars to give this comment.

That didn’t even occur to me.

If driving in NYC is The Purge, driving in Moscow is The Day After:

Wow.

“I just don’t understand how any person can write/say this nonsense on a regular basis and go to bed every night feeling accomplished.”

Chris Cillizza is the anus of the US body politic.

There’s not getting it, and then there’s this dude.

I got to drive a friend’s Vauxhall VX220 Turbo when I lived in the UK and I will definitely have one of those if I live long enough.

When did sticking a key into a slot and turning it become Just Too Much Work?