When I moved there in 2009 I got a AU$50,000 new car allowance and I was like WOO GONNA GET ME A JAG TO DRIVE AROUND SYDNEY

Just a year and a half of Trump has damaged this society for decades.

I’ve been to SA but I never lived there.

But...but...Trump voters can’t read...

In which Kim K proves yet again what a pitiful, infinitessimal shadow of Beyonce she is.

This is it, folks.

No discussion of Cheap Car Concours would be complete without:

The answer to every car question ever asked.

Vivre Sur La Couteau: How I Risked It All For A Middling French Hatchback

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,

Can you imagine having bought a Tiburon the year before they brought out the Genesis coupe?

Everything has a name.

The difference between what I intend to get accomplished at the airport and what I actually get accomplished at the airport is roughly 100%.

I know a guy who knows a guy who owns a Chick-Fil-A franchise and he pays about $13/hr, which is really high fast-food pay for my neck of the woods.

That cat is my cat squared.

Half a league, half a league,

The best-selling album in the world is The Eagles Greatest Hits, so...

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I did this in 2004.

Hell’s Bells