The chef came out to see how I was doing, and tears were literally pouring out of my eyes.

This is why Trump voters can never be forgiven.

It’s not his fault.

www.quaker.org

The only recipe I’ve ever begged for was the Sichuan Beef recipe at this now certainly defunct Chinese restaurant in Katoomba, Blue Mountains, New South Wales, Australia.

Hey Mariah.

Today I Learned that the Lamborghini Urraco, the Ferrari 308 GT4 Dino, the Maserati Merak, and the BMW M1 are all based on the same basic Bertone design from 1973.

In the meantime I have the “choice” of either the Yankees, the Astros, or both on MLB Network 4 out of the past 5 days.

Any country where the Fiat 500 Abarth sells in the numbers it does should have the Up! GTI.

The Mark I GTI had a much higher hp/weight ratio at 95 hp/1741 lb.

Why do you neglect the exclamation mark?!?!

I haven’t seen this many Muskovites scrambling for cover from the Nazis since December 1941.

The only intelligent thing I ever heard Jim Rome say was that Twitter is like playing with a loaded gun.

Everything about Tesla just gets stupider by the minute.

What single parents can learn from non-parents:

/repellent

Next stop:

Dude looks like the life of the party to me.

1/2 glass vodka

I’m en eye doctor who took 3 credit hours of hematology in the 1990s and even I knew this was bullshit when she first started talking about it.