It would still suck if they couldn't use any of their music

For some reason I just can't stand the idea of eating reptiles. I don't want to eat turtle or crocodile. They're majestic creatures and I would never want to eat them.

I think she lost her superhuman strength when she stopped thinking she was a teenage cheerleader again

lucky me I am also Doctor Benway on kinja which I've mostly used for IO9

it can be two things!

dorky British Iron Fist is A GIFT

This article made a single tear run down my face

I hate Tom! I hate Larry! AND I HATE DICK!!!

Freleng's Sylvester and Tweet Hitchcock parody "The Last Hungry Cat" is my personal favorite. Sylvester the cat guzzling sleeping pills and listening to "gas chamber music" makes me howl

It's Asia-head! I mean how racist can you get?

Backstreet's backside ALRIGHT

I don't want knowledge, I want CERTAINTY

Batman And Robin is my 1997 touchstone

*Sarah McLachlan's "In The Arms Of An Angel" plays over a montage of washed up 90s folk rock artists*

The Mollusk!!

you either die a Rachel or live long enough to see yourself become a Joey

I still don't think that it's realistic that anyone could ever love Ross

I really like how Jaguar was introduced in a sequence parodying Sean Connery's introduction in The Rock

Does this mean I can sue whoever made that Pink Panther box set for including the clip show one, the Roberto Benigni one and the one with Allen Alda but leaving out Return Of The Pink Pather? Because that was a travesty

he gets better as the series progresses but one of the first things we see him do is murder an entire town…