never thought I'd hear so much about sperm when reading about the Air Bud movies

that robo-Morty "I WANT TO LIVE" rant was amazing

wait, are you telling me that the singularity is happening in internet comments sections??

with a touch of Fallout, although that has a lot of Mad Max in its creative DNA too

I hope someday we get an Arcade Fire album where she sings lead on all the songs but like 2 or 3 instead of Win. Because yeah, she's consistently my favorite thing about Arcade Fire

I'm really liking this album, a lot. It feels like Arcade Fire has turned into a mutant Talking Heads and this is their Remain In Light. Really good.

Life is what happens when you're busy slaughtering people with a pneumatic cattle gun

the two of them define the art of voice acting

The people outraged by this are as stupid as the people who think its funny. So par for the course with jezebel

as Stephen Colbert once put it, "Reality has a well known liberal bias"

a touch of "No hay banda, silencio" to that performance

all those songs about killing himself certainly seem a lot less angsty and trite now don't they?

But I listen to Lana Del Rey exclusively for a stormy, fatalistic perspective…

She's a ghostly collection of water vapor… although I suppose if the Doctor is getting a ghost of christmas past that would make a bit of sense

Wait, Bill is in it? Now how the hell does that work?

I came here to have an argument, not be berated!

TAKE IT from me, take it all

That's MISTER Maniacal Moron to you!

what a buncha crumby phonies

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT HIV