"Those Who Didn't Run" by Colin Stetson. Like a lot of his music the whole thing is a single uninterrupted saxophone solo but this one is exceptionally transcendent

They made me read this in middle school much to my chagrin. I was like "I'm trying to read Catcher In The Rye, the hell is this?"

Mr Jones and Megaman, gonna be big stars!

*looks at Zelda t-shirt currently being worn and then lowers hand*

Can we jump straight to Megaman X?

I've already got the first decade of The Simpsons and the entire discography of Queen backed up on an external hard drive, bring it on

Scumbags being unleashed on the 1% means scumbags being directed away from the rest of us. As they like to put it: not in my backyard.

RE4 on the wii remains one of the greatest gaming experiences I've ever had

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the rich people living in West Hollywood!

I handle chili and spicy things quite well, it's the dairy that gets me

ah, been a while since I saw the film lol

George Clooney's character beating Richard Jennings to death with a hammer at the end was pretty goddamn funny

I like Indian food, don't get me wrong but every time I eat a variation of curry or tiki masala it does NOT like me. Which is a polite way of saying it gives me explosive diarrhea.

The first book is a short novel. Under 300 pages. A lack of bloat is not a bad thing

According to George Clooney it can also function as a hellofa prank

What man? The man with the power

I want an HD Crash Team Racing because that was the best cart racing game ever, leagues beyond Mario Kart 64 or Diddy Kong Racing

or the woman who put peanut butter on her own face so that the dog would eat it!

I'm hoping it involves a fictionalized Roman Polanski in there somewhere too

Ape Balls Of Fire