I actually don't hate the Burton/ Wahlberg remake. It's not good but I have a soft spot for the Ape-raham Lincoln monument at the end

Well then they should just release them in China. In Chinese, and stop inflicting these fucking movies on us!

It should have been Duckie!!! :'( I'm still angry over that

they didn't call her Moaning Myrtle because she played the saxophone!

It's a bit like the Black Mirror episode "White Bear" when you think about it…

initially wasn't sure if you meant the Frankenstein's monster-esque governor of Wisconsin or the spooky Bowie influencing crooner Scott Walker. Because the latter's secret messages would be way cooler

I grew up on satanic ritual abuse flavored Oreos

Talkin bout my Jar Jar-ation… people try to put us d-d-down, just because weesa get around

I hear that. I only read the AV club when I get alerts on Reba Mcentire or Jane Seymour

Xaneane Xarafolo

I HAD a bar mitzvah!

I'm 28 years old. When do I get to be an adult?

Dr Benway is one of the main characters of The Naked Lunch by William Burroughs which was written in the late 1950s after he accidentally shot his wife and moved to Tangiers to do drugs and go insane. Naked Lunch may be my favorite novel and Dr Benway is its primary villain. He's like the archetype of a Mengel-esque…

CSI? I was making dolphin noises

erm…

While I suspect that evil Cooper abused/assaulted, even raped :( Dianne. The notion that Real Cooper is incapable of hurting anyone at all is refuted by the revelation that Cooper had been involved with Windham Earle's wife Caroline, which came out towards the end of season two.

We got any Gungans in the audience?

KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME *beatboxing*

They shaped the bottle like that on purpose. Believe me.

I like fries with mayonnaise