And that was how he got the nickname "Colonel Shitgibbon"

Ed Sheeran is the horniest hobbit in pop music

I feel like when describing the difference between non-Nazi concentration camps and well, Auschwitz; it's very very easy to come across as an apologist for the latter or to come across as defending the likes of American-Japanese internment which I'm certainly not

Prior to the German use of them as such, the term concentration camp did not mean "death camp". They were like refugee camps are today except without a humanitarian pretense. And before anybody gets on me, I say that as a Jew with ancestors who didn't make it out of eastern Europe.

Bill Pullman as Earl in Ruthless People is an iconicly stupid character. "Just when she'd stop to catch her breath, he'd start into her again!"

Dracula Dead And Loving It was the first Brooks film that I saw. I was ten years old and I still maintain that Leslie Neilson was a better Dracula than Gary Oldman

"I've had better"

MAMA

But you have heard of him?

the question I keep coming around to is: since the far right are gaining increasing power at what point does behaving civilly towards them cease to be productive? Why does the right wing have a monopoly on violence?

"are there any Cosby's in the theater tonight?"

something tells me step one isn't just going to be "Don't rape anybody"

It's no Brave Little Toaster, that's for damn sure

"I'm a Mexic-CAN Senor!" fuck I love that movie so much

he was pretty good as a mob boss on twin peaks a week or two ago

in New Mexico we put green chili on our sausages and it's divine.

#surroundedbyassholes

WALDO I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS ANTIHISTAMINE

The Mr Magoo defense

AMANDA, PLEASE. (don't do that)