it took me a few minutes to realize what song she was talking about. I always hear this piece of shit in the supermarket.

there was already a live action Death Note movie and it was great *grumbles*

lesginity? lesbirginity? lesburgeoning?

A bathroom tile sandwich. Sure. Why not

if it's between two pieces of bread and can have cheese, mustard, ketchup and vegetables on it then it's a freakin sandwich

The story is that Michael Jackson did some of the music for Sonic 3 and then had his name taken off it because he wasn't satisfied

soo, it's not a pornographic adult Clarissa story?

it appears they were shot with machine gun fire from some kind of… flying doghouse.

it appears they were shot with machine gun fire from some kind of… flying doghouse.

I rather liked 2011 film but Muppets From Space is gaddamn masterpiece!

Denise is the muppet equivalent to Lola Bunny! I hate her

"without all the 90s cheese" Well there's your problem!

"The leprechaun tells me to burn things!" is one my all time favorite Simpsons phrases

first they came for children's television of the 1980s and I didn't care because I was born in 1989…

tonight on 60 Minutes: 2 Girls, One Cup. *tickticktickticktick*

Sinister is so close to being a great film. Just edit out anything involving the stock professor character, like 5 minutes worth of film and cut out that last jump scare. It would be a perfect horror movie. I'm thinking about doing my own edit of it. Then sending the flash drive to the director. In a shoe box.

well Dr Smith was the star

somebody needs to ask JJ Abrams if he would ever direct a Spider-Man movie.

"I can hold my breath FOR A LOONG TIME!"

oh I think Creepshow is the best one and it makes up for this POS