let's not shit ourselves

It's very retro. In the 1990s "The Last…" was equivalent to our "Rise of…"

Too Many Witch Hunters, Too Furious

weak from whiskey and pills* was how he once described such an incident

I had this on VHS as a child

when I have kids I'm gonna make damn sure they're redditors like their old man

Roger Moore says James Bond can't be gay! HAHAHAHAHA

William T Volman must be irritated Danielewski is using one of his tricks.
Oh who am I kidding, William T Volman is probably always irritated.

the scouring is, to me, the most important part of the entire story. It's where the hobbits return home. It's crucial and the grey havens makes far less sense without it.

mine too, it's stunning

I have Jar Jar in the attic!

Darth Medvedev is going to start feeling nervous

singling THAT out as what was wrong with that movie takes a special sort of dedication to being a racist douchebag

the word is frotulated

I sleep in a racecar!

I gotta go with the Van Houtens on this one.

wait, didn't Rabin come back though?

Peppermint Patty reminds me of a young lady I pined after for many years.

Linus probably ends up as a suspect for being the unibomber then writes a book that gets promoted by Oprah. He also does a spoken word cameo on a Gorillaz album.

Milk Eyed Mimbo *chuckles*