I really want to play this game, but beta keys are really hard to come by (especially compared to how Elder Scrolls Online is giving them away like free crack samples). I know the point of a beta isn't for me to have a trial version of the game before it's released, but there's a pretty significant investment in…

It'll be out on Xbox 360 in 2 weeks, also

I don't want to complain, but I don't ever want to see another Kotaku East article in my feed either. This is my personal Sophie's Choice.

Is there a way to block Kotaku East from showing up when I check Kotaku in the morning? I actually injured myself rolling my eyes this time and I'm drawing a line in the sand. This is my personal 9/11.

Sorry, I copy and pasted that from an email to my mom

He-man isn't literally about being a body builder, it's a metaphor for the pressure to conform to the standards of masculinity placed on you by your father (King Randor), your peers (Man-At-Arms), authority figures (Skeletor), and society (super-ripped animalmen) as a whole... NOT ALL SCARS ARE VISIBLE, LADY