Pipe down chorus boy

Thus setting up the Cowboy Bebop episode where they have to go on an excursion to find a working VCR

Right, he was bringing up how much the legal fees were going to cost his parents. He was trying to guilt a confession out of him.

It looks like a 70s or 80s corporate logo. Even without the fact that the… ahem… interlocking features makes everyone's mind go to a certian place, It's a pretty bizarre aesthetic to go far.

Based on that font on the cover, I guess Entertainment Weekly considers Dark Tower to be like a 50s B-movie sci-fi throwback?

Max Von Sydow got a guest actor nomination for Game of Thrones. Don't get me wrong, Max Von Sydow's great, but his character's sole purpose was basically warning Bran not to reveal plot spoilers before the season finale.

It's neutral tasting and it has booze in it? Isn't that pretty much the long and short of it?

Look, just pretend this is the new prestige HBO show. Like, why does it look like she's mixing drinks inside of a Jackson Pollack painting? Is this symbolic of something? Who knows!

I think my favorite Seinfeld actor anecdote is still that they were all terrified of Lawrence Tierney when he played Elaine's dad, and he stole a knife from Jerry's fake kitchen or something like that

"Kingpin! My robot arms are busted and Peter Parker's web-slingin' all over the place! You gotta get down here right away!"
"Uncle Leo?"
"KINGPIN!" (smashes phone)

(completely unenthusiastic) Yes, yes, I am your baby blue.

"I AM THE SENATE"
"Alright, sir, let's go. You've been warned."

The Anaheim Wastes are not to be traveled lightly

Episodes II and III?

There's no Congressman Les Whinan

The shrug in front of the smoldering stadium ruins gets me every time.

The Libertarian Convention already happened. They were using an Excel spreadsheet on a Windows XP computer to keep track of the delegate count

They should jump straight to rebooting the Abbot & Costello Meet ______ versions of these movies

You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain

Bulbasaur Night Part 1