If by "reached the nadir" you mean "was like that from the outset" then, yes

phrasing

Michael Gambon

The sand snakes are hanging out in one of the sand traps, still being terrible

Every Brubaker/Phillips collaboration is an insta-buy for me.

Apparently Scalia's dissent includes the phrase "ask the nearest hippie"

Awww yeah, Paul Krugman centerfold

Great Job, Internet can't repel badness of this magnitude!

Coincidentally, the real life SCOTUS just handed down some rulings, although I don't think they got to United States v. Giant Space Iguana.

Any grocery store with a decent candy aisle I would think. Although sometimes they just have the boxes with the little mini ones, which is not at as satisfying as biting into one of the giant bars.

This one doesn't sound right

"In a rare double whammy ruling, the court also rules polygamy to be constitutional."
"I can't wait to tell my husbands!"

The A.V. Club

What if Jon Snow gets resurrected, but in a different story (keanu_reeves_slack_jawed.gif)

It was in case you needed a puck for an impromptu hockey game

Jery: why are they called personal computrs. theyre gray, theyre metal, they dont giv you hugs. they should be caled impersonal computrs.
Keny Banya: thats gold jery! gold!

They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it

Every time I think that current day politics are as insane as they've ever been, I think back to that election, where the GOP's entire campaign message was basically "John Kerry is a pussy" and people were on the floor of the Republican National Convention with band-aids with purple hearts drawn on them.

"What is this rapper you earthlings call '2 Chainz'?"
"Surely it says 'chains'"
"No, 'chainz' with an earth 'Z', behold!"
"THIS CONCEPT OF CHAINZ CONFUSES AND ENFURIATES US"

Hey, maybe Dawn of Justice will be better, right? Right?