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doctor-fell

No, Bill Cosby was funny. Trump is not funny.

This was the most amazing part of the past two debates: The argument that because she hasn’t fixed the problems she says she’s going to fix as President when she was Secretary of State (who had no role in domestic policy) and as a Senator (one of 100 during a time period where the current problems weren’t problems

I’ve been saying it for a while: We’re five years away from tits on AMC.

They clearly have. Or at least, he’s tried. There’s no way he hasn’t attempted to seduce her by now.

This argument operates with the assumption that Trump neither gains nor loses voters. His supporters are his supporters, and if they haven’t realized he’s a monster by now, they won’t. So every vote not cast for Clinton means that Trump is that much farther ahead with his unchanging support.

You magnificent bastard

Of course he can read. He reads your racist uncle’s facebook feed all the time.

I totally understand why you married her

Me and my roomate talk about this all the time. Waiting... is one of ONLY three food service comedies out there (in either film or TV) and is most certainly the best. The others are The Slammin’ Salmon, a Broken Lizard film that is only funny if you forget to vomit, and Clerks 2, a Kevin Smith film that is only funny

It totally wouldn’t. You can’t kill an idea by suddenly getting rid of all the people you THINK have said idea. You can’t kill an idea period.

“Teach people not to set fires/build bombs/rape/kill/do terrorism/etc.” is a fantastic 5th grader’s plan to combat malicious intent in the world, but as with most 5th grader’s ideas, it’s not that simple and the idea, while well intentioned, is not very well thought out.

I came here to post “Ew”, but this works too

I call bullshit. Nobody who believes Benghazi was a conspiracy also believes that Bush did 9/11.

I just want a town hall debate. The media may want to play softball with Trump, but random swing voters won’t.

It seems to me Gary Johnson fails bullshit 101: Always listen to the whole question before answering, so you can use context clues to form your answer.

“I never thought this would happen to me...”

I think she does. The fact that all the Rob Lowe roast stories are primarily about her is significant, this coupled with the bad press she got when Donald Trump almost softened his immigration stance... Her brand won’t survive the next few months, and she knows it. Plugging her book during the roast was dumb on her

Counterpoint: Ann Coulter wants you to hate her for her policy thoughts, not her jokes. This coverage isn’t good for her.