I agree with everything written here. I’d further add that the reason the Raymond Hanne reveal was so last minute is because the show never cared about who really killed Andrea (even though we did). It was a show about the flawed and indifferent criminal justice system that ruins lives in the pursuit of neat…

This is the part of the argument I never understood. Because where do you draw the line? ANYTHING has the potential to cause trauma. You can’t possibly warn people about everything that has the potential to be discussed, especially in a college classroom environment. I’m all for being sensitive to people’s traumas,…

Too soon

Because the Hobbit series killed any goodwill that Return of the King had built up? Seriously, the Hobbit was so bad it makes me remember the LOTR films less fondly.

I assume either here or on Jezebel’s The Slot

It won’t happen. Trump has consigned himself to a very peculiar Catch-22. On the one hand, if he pivots, becomes rational, he can cause moderates and the Republicans who’ve written him off to jump onto the Trump train... But then he would alienate his vocal base. And if he stays crazy, he keeps his base, but more and…

Seriously, what is woke. I still don’t get it.

I’m a straight white male and I love Reductress. Discovered it recently, and I can’t stop laughing. Its some of the smartest satire I’ve seen in a long time, an example of a satire site (that isn’t the Onion) that isn’t completely insufferable.

“The District Attorney’s office declined the prosecute the suspect because he was too drunk to realize that the house he broke into and vandalized wasn’t his”

Think about that defense in any other scenario.

“The District Attorney’s office declined to prosecute the murder suspect because he was drunk and they can’t prove he was aware that the noise he heard wasn’t an intruder.”

The part about the President ordering pizza is bullshit: There is NO GOOD PIZZA IN DC! He simply wouldn’t do it.

That would sadly be ironic, as one of the motivations for cancelling the show was it didn’t have the same level of “viral” traction that Last Week Tonight and the Daily Show has. It wasn't built for YouTube.

If not this, how DO you break the awkward silence after sex filled with panting and the sound of the fan in the background?

Asking for a friend

See, your boyfriend sounds like a standup guy.

I see no reason why an Indiana Jones reboot couldn’t happen, ala James Bond (just tell a new story while recasting the actor, probably maintaining the original continuity).

But a Back to the Future remake would break me

When is the right day for this shit?

There's only one thing Anthony Weiner knows how to beat like a rented mule...

The guy will be, at the time of taking occupancy, a former President of the United States. If you think he won’t throw swanky dinner parties and invite his guests to stay the night, you don’t know what it means to be referred to as “Mr. President” for the rest of your natural born life.

There are smaller ones. The extra rooms are for secret service and guests.

My apartment is just two blocks away and it’s a shithole on a dilapidated street. He can move there! We’d be great neighbors. I’d make him pie and shit.