No, you're not. You would have been an asshole if you INSISTED they had it even though they just explained that they didn't. But it's specifically when a place has never had something and a customer says they do that makes that customer THE WORST

While I agree the book is shit, lets not hold up Hemingway as the ideal for all writing. He went too far in the other direction: Not enough description. Plenty of great authors wrote wonderful, descriptive prose (Cormac McCarthy and Vladimir Nabokov come to mind) and Franzen’s problem isn’t that he writes too much,…

Every time I see a * in a C.A. Pinkham story, I get excited. The footnotes make my day

The United States Constitution allows me the freedom to practice my religion! My religion practices human sacrifice, and I’ll be DAMNED if the GOVERNMENT tries to tell me I can’t exercise my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!

I wouldn’t. He’d just be there so he didn’t get fined

I’m terrified of this idea. All Grown Up was the worst thing to ever happen to the Rugrats, and aging them even further would completely ruin the concept. Also, a new generation of babies would never be as good as the originals.

Please do this. I’ve been waiting for something, ANYTHING, to quell my fears of a robot takeover!

This is the correct opinion.