Exactly. If he didn’t play basketball who would he be? And how would he have been treated by authoritites after the rape allegations? Maybe he regretted his actions and grew as a human, became a great father to three girls and contributed to the community or maybe basketball was his “get out of jail free” card.…

And what is up with Reese’s first husband trying to talk to her almost-out-the-door-current-Adam Scott husband? Every interaction they have seems like forced comedy.  Guys don’t talk like that, do they?

I miss the Countess Crackerjack recaps on Gawker. God, I’m old.

“Sansa has a really interesting arc from a naive girl who believed in fairy tales to a cynical woman.” -Every woman I know.

Is this the momo challenge?

My heart broke for Glenn Close.

I wish there was a gay conversion camp that Lindsay could go to become the real true queen she is. 

Came here for this comment, was not dissapointed.

Probably because you don’t understand the rules of sexism. If you actually were a woman and didn’t fire off the handle about things you know so little about. 

Poster boy for the quintessential republican #mefirst movement.

posted this to the wrong article \_(“~)_/

Poster boy for the quintessential republican #mefirst movement.

Penn Jillette, also a Celebrity Apprentice Alumni.

Oh, I think you’ve got the best theory. Timelines are so important.

What’s worse than a dog in a cart? A pissing, pooping, sticky fingered, germ ridden, snot dripping, white maggot looking vomit spewing, toddler. Kids are disgusting.

Was I talking to you?  Is your name Michael Harriot? These are rhetorical questions, BTW.

Michael Harriot, your articles make me laugh, cry and think.  Thank you so much for your work.  That’s all I want to say.

“I know a Con when I see it.”  Was she talking about Cheetolini?

Well, it is confusing. Everyone keeps asking her why dosen’t she start by running for Mayor and her answer is that Albany controls the money and legislation and that’s where she feels she’ll be more effective. Honestly I thought her campaign was sort of a longshot and then I started listening to her. Funny how that…

I thought the same, then I looked at her background, education, community involvement and activism for the last 17 years in New York and guess what? She’s actually a great candidate