I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

Shirtless Eagles Supporter Needs Chest Supporter

It’s like Braveheart, only with more clogged arteries.

“Thanks for not dragging us into this..................”-Bethesda/Chevy Chase

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

“Clearly, Terry Upshaw is the real racist.”

The day will come when this joke will run its course and stop being amusing.

She then added, “It’s really about ethics in gaming journalism”.

Barnsley. EPL. Ha.

This might be the coldest, most calculated take ever written.

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

You’re not going to get any responses dude. No one in Philly can afford the internet.

“Make our job easier by identifying yourself and making incriminating statements" would be a more honest, yet less effective, approach to police work.

I’ll be disappointed if the guy who punched him didn’t have an Italian surname.

Before the fight, police had described the victim as being “upright.”

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side

It’s going to be hard to determine which one of the 125 fans bragging on social media about throwing the punches is telling the truth.

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

Meh, we’ll get them in 2016, when 6 of our everyday players simultaneously go through a sophomore slump and Jake Arrieta pitches like a human again.