Everton. ;)

You MLS fanboys are a sensitive lot. I know what will cheer you up sporto- minor league baseball!

Fan participation like this may be one way for me to give two fucks about MLS.

Ditch the bell bottoms amigo!

Take it easy Buddy Pine...I mean Syndrome...

When did all the fatties lose their jollyness?

This is all part of Theo’s plan! He and the Ricketts kid have a plan you see.

Great name.

That dropped third stroke was definitely this decade’s Bartman moment.