In elementary school, my hamster died and I was crying about it. (1st grade yo). I went to the principals office for what I think was just going to be a quick pep talk. He mentioned that I really reminded him of his daughter. I spent the whole day with him, going around doing principal things- it was a blast. It…

i always voted that the car kills it’s occupants over the crosswalk people. that’s what they get for riding in an autonomous car.

Your family sounds adorable!

“I did not know that story!” (said in the tone of an adult congratulating a child on their first day of Kindegarten.) Amazing!

Yeah but why keep bringing up the emails. She can only address it like 1,000 times and to her credit, she said in this debate - “Yep, I was wrong...I would’ve handled it differently, etc.”. So what - wait 5 minutes and ask about it again? Not sure what that does - she’s just going to give the same answer.

Even more damning to me is how easily Donald took bait from Hillary. It’s a debate, the other candidate is going to try and trip you up. Not preparing for the subject matter is hubris, not being prepared for basic debate tactics is incompetence.

This is maybe evidence that having 17 guys on a stage shouting zingers is not a good model for selecting a candidate who will need to debate one on one in October.

It’s literally in the CDC recommended vaccine schedule for children. That may be a newer thing, but it is in there. It’s listed right after the Hep-B vaccine.

An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol

Cool story.

If only there were some sort of global, ubiquitous network of data that included hundreds of thousands of hours of free porn, so poor guys like that wouldn’t have to shell out that kind of cash.

If only.

Welcome to Counter-Point, the practice that opened up across the street from Dr. Nerdlove, to offer a fake-medically important second opinion to your dating diagnosis:

OK, Dutch Treat (I’m just gonna pretend like you’re in Amsterdam):

I believe it’s Laura Richards who says “stalking is murder in slow motion.” We have to start treating stalking, dv, and sexual violence as huge red flags for murderers :(

There have been about 171,434,736 movie screenings* in America since Aurora, and two shootings in movie theaters.

Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet.

I will always have a soft spot for Drew because way back in the ‘80s, he was a reliable source of sex- and drug-related information for teenagers. Back in the dark ages, if your parents didn’t want to talk about sex, your easily-accessible sources were pretty much your friends (...yeah) and Very Special Episodes of…

I really wish he’d use his last 2 months in office to convert to Islam on live television. Then adopt a puppy, name it Shariah, and push for a law against animal cruelty via puppy kicking while calling it The Shariah law. Just to say people against it support kicking puppies.

Not so different from the power grabbing, mastermind Obama that is single-handedly dismantling the USA, while at the same time he’s goofing off playing golf and is so dumb that he can’t speak without a telepromter.

Actually, going through the replies, no one seems angry at all, though people are explain why intent doesn’t matter. But sure, double down on the the stupidity. It is the way of the internet.

It’s Naval Air Station Whidbey Island (NASWI).